Isn’t religion one big old conspiracy theory?
My dad was in town for a couple of days and one night he told us about something he’d heard on late night AM radio. It was about an archeologist who “re-discovered” some ancient stones from Mesopotamia sitting in a British museum. The stones were covered in script that no one could read. So he started working on translating them.
After years of hard work he finally had a breakthrough and began to understand what he was reading. And it wasn’t about kings and warriors and conquests. It was about aliens and dying planets and genetically engineered workers mining precious minerals from the soil. And how the two ruling aliens were brothers and they worked different parts of the earth until they had a falling out. One of them engineered his workers to procreate so that he wouldn’t have to replace them all the time.
WTF!? At one point G interrupted him and asked if he has started smoking pot. lol.
No, he isn’t. But he tells this story with the same vigor and certainty as a stoner relating how he was chased down a hallway by an elephant-sized pumpkin muffin. “It happened man. I was there.”
Of course he couldn’t remember any names, but I thought that it all sounded very “scientological”. Turns out it’s not. It’s just yet another guy who has come up with an “aliens created humans” story. Only this one has been debunked by all the other smart people who’ve come along and translated the Sumerian language.
This all led us into a discussion on what difference it really makes if it’s true or not. So what possible difference would it make in your daily lives if your race was actually a creation of aliens? If the aliens are still among us and we can’t see or experience them then it doesn’t matter. Life as we know it goes on.
“But we don’t know” he says.
“So what.”
“Wouldn’t you like to know? Don’t you deserve to know?”
Hrm. Let me see if I’ve got this right. The aliens, if they exist, have no direct impact on the course of my life. Indirectly they have an impact in the way that I modify my life in the way that I perceive them … or don’t.
Um … just like god. God has no direct impact on my life. Though there can be indirect influence based on how I perceive god and how I choose to reflect that perception in my life. Which really isn’t influence at all but rather my own free will choosing god as my excuse to do what I want to do. Right? Maybe.
So, if this aliens-genetically-engineered-humans-to-mine-gold-for-their-dying-planet is just a galactic conspiracy theory isn’t god also?
Hrm. This could explain why I have such a viscerally negative reaction to conspiracy theories (and to the idea of god).
